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If White People Had Gangs
Posted by: dever on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 03:00 AM
So, me and my crew were down for an exciting afternoon of backgammon. The Benjamin's were on the table and it was all coming down to one throw of the dice. Time to find out if Walter really had game, or if he was all talk...

After we got bored, me and the boys cruised down to the local liquor store and picked up some bottles of an 18 year-old single-malt Scotch. We slid them in paper bags, cracked the tops, and started looking for some fly honeys while we cruised the west side suburbs...

We almost had to draw down with the phone numbers of our parent's lawyer when some fool was disrespecting. It's been a while since I had to slap a slander suit on some punk-ass. He stepped back, they always do.

Damn, it feels good to be a privileged white boy.

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