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| Some Guys Never Learn |
| Posted by: dever on Thursday, May 16, 2002 - 03:00 AM |
John Wayne Bobbitt has been arrested for assaulting his current wife. Television producers working on "Celebrity Boxing 2" have decided to cut Bobbitt from the card because of the trouble with the law. Bobbitt was scheduled to fight fellow scum bag, Joey Buttafuoco - famous for giving Bill Clinton the idea of wetting his wick in a girl who could be his daughter.
Now, I wasn't planning on launching into a full-scale diatribe on this, but sometimes things happen. Sometimes the washing machine is still on the spin cycle and I have to waste some time before I throw my clothes in the dryer and go to bed. And sometimes things just irk me so much that I wouldn?t be able to sleep without venting anyways.
How much shit in the bottom of the sewer did television executives have to wade through to come up with these two losers for a boxing match? Worse yet, why are these programs drawing an audience? The first round was white trash heaven, with Paula Jones (herself famous for wetting Clinton's wick on numerous occasions, and apparently not having any problem with it until she found out he had a new, younger piece of white house tail ? and a chance to gain some exposure out of it) and Tanya Harding in starring roles, and I thought, "You know Doug, this can't get any worse." These are the same caliber of people who gladly go on the Jerry Springer show and willfully make complete and total jackasses out of themselves and think they're "cool" for having been on TV. (You also find them after a tornado strikes ? You see, a tornado has never hit an intelligent person's house if you believe the interview footage of witnesses. "There was this loud sound and then woooosh, it was over.") Obviously, I was wrong, it could get worse ? send in Joey and John.
So Bobbitt misses out on another opportunity to cash in on being an asshole and having another few minutes of fame because he was beating up his new wife. (Which I find odd, I mean, the TV producers had little compunction about hiring him - knowing he's an asshole ? why find scruples now?)
I may not know a lot of things, but I know this: Any man who has his penis severed (and tossed from a moving vehicle) by one angry, abused wife should have learned that it is not a good idea to beat the stuffing out of the next. If that lesson was not sufficient, then he deserves to have it removed anyways ? someone that stupid has no business in the same gene pool future generations of my family may have to wade through.
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